Old women

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Old women. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.


Old Women are remnants of an ancient race of badger-like supercreatures that roamed the planet Earth some billion years ago. Inside the heart of each one can be found the rotting remains of a badgers in the final stages of transformation into its subterranean drilling phase.

Failure to touch an Old Woman once you have seen it will result in the entirety of your body to be replaced by salami. Painful recognition is inevitable unless much drinking has been carried out before hand.