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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Ookalumba.

Ookalumba is a powerful daemonic entity of unknown origins. He was summoned by Winston Churchill, using his paracosmic powers, in 1941 to wage war against Adolf Hitler and his army of Nuclear Powered Zombiemen. Ookalumba was forced into the form of a female blue and gold macaw named Charlie, which it still inhabits to this day. This leads many to believe that Winston Churchill is still alive and forcing Ookalumba to keep his current form to defend Great Britain.