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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Oprah.
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Oprah Winfrey, is an African-American media sensation, a God to millions of disenfranchised housewives and singletons. She is proof positive that in the Black Community, women dominate both the home and the business world, and pity the fool that tries to prove otherwise.

Oprah's empire controls television shows, and a cable network, movies, books, thought, Scientology and the hopes and dreams of millions of women world wide. If Oprah says jump, these women will immediately ask "How High?" on the way up.

In 2009, Winfrey will star in an all-black version of the Sound of Music and is currently on location in Austria filming the story of a Catholic nun who becomes the bride Captain in Austrian Navy.

"In the role of Maria, I found peace. In Austria, I have found all the schnitzel that I ever could have imagined - and who knew that veal was this good, tender and tasty? Hell, I just might buy the country, you know what I'm saying?"