Orange Cake

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Orange Cake is a highly volatile weapon used by norweigans, thrown with a effective nuclear fusion reaction effect. Orange Cake is to be handled with extreme care before, during and after bakery, lest you destroy your mothers (Peace be upon her) kitchen and bring her wrath upon yourself.

Orange Cake has been used in several wars, including:

The effects of Orange Cake are unknown at best, as no one has lived to survive the usage of Orange Cake in warfare or any other circumstances.