Order of The Clown

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The Order of The Clown is a religion founded in 1492 by He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken, also known as, Clowny Clown Clown. During the Armenian genocide of 1600, the Clowns migrated the West.

They defeated the Jokists at the Battle of Campbells SpaghettOs in 1601. After the disintegration of the Holy Roman Empire, they established a new Republic, called The Republic of Free Clowns.

The Order of The Clown follow the teachings of the Word of The Clown, the Clown Holy book.

It is believed The Order of The Clown is weird kind of Space Clowns religion.