'Paul Oakenfold' is a tree who plays leaf music.
He his world renown as the best trance playing tree in the world and although there are some pretenders to the throne like George the Bush ot "trunk or drunk?" Paul Oakenfold is still known as the best.
Paul Oakenfold's favourite thing to go to a rave field and make Germans imagine they're holding an invisible ball precariously between their hands.
Paul Oakenfold's influences are David Copperfield.