Penguins are actually robotic butlers in disguise as Wayne Rooney.
Penguins are better than
Well, maybe not the last one. Hit me.
- They kill everyone.
- Even bowties they are.
By the way, you're a haiku. DOILY!
Penguins (order Sphenisciformes, family Spheniscidae) are a group of aquatic, flightless birds living almost exclusively in the southern hemisphere, especially in Antarctica. Highly adapted for life in the water, penguins have countershaded dark and white plumage, and their wings have evolved into flippers. Most penguins feed on krill, fish, squid and other forms of sealife caught while swimming underwater. They spend about half of their lives on land and half in the oceans.