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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Penis-on-a-stick. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

Penis-on-a-stick, much like corn-dogs, shish-ka-bobs, your mum and other meats on sticks, was a fabulous (and pricy) delicacy once enjoyed by the Ancient Roman nobility, along with mouse turds and aardvark tongues. In recent years it has gained popularity with the Film Actors' Guild and current heads of state, including George W. Bush, Tony Blair, and the President of Freedonia, Groucho Marx.

A typical penis-on-a-stick.
A man enjoying a fresh penis-on-a-stick.