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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Pez.

The Pez was first described in 1750 by Charles Darwin who called it the forbidden fruit of Barbados. In 1789, Patrick Browne reported it as growing in most parts of Jamaica and he referred to it as forbidden fruit or smaller shaddock. Most Pez consumed in the United States is imported from Chad, the world's leading producer. Unfortunatley, Chad doesn't like to share because he's an ignorant stoner, so only his buddies Tim and Mike of the Red Sox get to eat Pez anymore. Pez is consumed primarily by people who get giddy at the taste of chalk. Most people buy Pez for the dispenser, which tastes slightly better.

Pez is often snorted through the anus as a carcinogen, as using it this way has an effect similar to kitten huffing. Small creatures are known to be incessintly amused by this action and it has been theorized that the ancient kitten snorted enough pez through his anus to pass on a halucenogenic effect to anyone who consumed his soul, a trait that seems to have passed down to modern-day kittens.


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