Everyone loves pie. But it can lead to obesity. This is why everyone is fat. Delicious pie. But the pie knows more than it lets on; watching, always watching with its mocking eyes. Watching as we gorge ourselves and become fat and stupid, waiting for the right moment to unleash its hidden armies of bees! No-one will know we have angered the pie until the bees are in charge! It's not even safe to talk abou- Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
“Pie is good eat pie Pie is good eat pie Pie is good eat pie Pie is good eat pie”
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And remember kids, don't eat pie (they got feelings as well, you know)
In other words: Kids must have pie to survive, five out of six doctors recommend at least one medium sized slice per meal.