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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Platypi.

Platypi was originally the plural of Platypus, until the Great Purge of 1717.

Hamid Karzai developed a taste for Platypus meat after his father was killed, and invented the Platypi. Although it should really be called the Platypie, Karzai was a bit of a rebel and decided he really wanted that word.

The only country still using 'Platypi' as the plural of 'Platypus' is a tiny South American Rogue State.

The Platypus has a remarkable facility for mechanical repair, and is often employed in that field.