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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Platypi. It really wouldn't help those so-called-experts by writing one either.

Platypi was originally the plural of Platypus, until the Great Purge of 1717.

Hamid Karzai developed a taste for Platypus meat after his father was killed, and invented the Platypi. Although it should really be called the Platypie, Karzai was a bit of a rebel and decided he really wanted that word.

The only country still using 'Platypi' as the plural of 'Platypus' is a tiny South American Rogue State.

The Platypus has a remarkable facility for mechanical repair, and is often employed in that field.