Poland is probably an island located somewhere between Europe and Africa. The country notably claims to possess the world's largest inflatable swimming pool.
It is said that the first human being was from Poland, and was black with white stripes. His name was Jerzy Studistkenienienski, and he gave birth to the first woman. Historically, Poland has had a history of being invaded, firstly by the Vatican City, then by Nazi Germany, by Super Japan and eventually by the USSR. It gained independence in 1989.1415927, after launching "Operation Vodka 'n' Freedom", when they attacked and defeated their Russian oppressors in a rather ruthless fashion, with the population being too drunk to feel fear or pain.
Poland was the first country to be discovered by Christopher Columbus, although for some reason he forgot this completely.
It is currently governed by Martin Luther King XIV, who ironically has a brain defect that makes him unable to dream.