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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Shit.

Poop, poo, feces, poopy, poopie, crap, shit, turd, dirt, poopoo, p00p, pewp or poop is brown stuff that comes out of your anus. It smells like poop, like dead skunks and skunk spray, rabbit butts, vomit, stink bug spray and fart all together.

Yum! On the other hand, that's gross.

History of poop[edit]

Poopy started before you were even alive. See, dinosaurs ate their food. It went down, and eurika!! It's poop!!! Yes, poop!!!! Food for the poop beetles!! They even ate it!