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The world is the soul's abyss, warped Pope, Pope foreign to the soul. Let us swim in our own bodies, leave our souls within our souls; we have no need of your knife-blade of enlightenment. Prick.

~ André Breton on on the Pope
Pope John Paul II as a kid
The Pope with elephant ears




For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Pope.

Not many people know that the pope is also Da Human Torch.

Imagine my surprise when I found out that Da Pope, as his bishops call him, is da leader of da one true church of Romans.

Needless to say, I went insannnne.

Then, I became sane again and assassinated Elvis Presley.

And that's the story of how I saved Christmas from marauding German farter pilates.

Pope Popus Poopus Benedict Benedictus Benny Dickus Benny hill Dr Phill Hilly Billy Benny Luxe XVI (GTA IV), His Holiness the Pope !