Pope of East Tennessee

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Pope of East Tennessee. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

While Al Gore has attempted to claim this title, among many others, such as Inventor of the Internet and King of the Internet, he in fact is NOT the Pope of East Tennessee. While the exact identity of the PET cannot be revealed, he is known to be a homeless, aging hippie with a long beard and shoulder length hair. He is known for his trademark headgear, which he always wears in order to disguise the fact that while his hair is shoulder-length, he is completely bald on top.

Since the PET is an officer in the Church of the Nonjeanyus, it is also known that he reports to Bob, the King of the Internet.