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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Popess.
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A woman who has every faculty bestowed to the Pope of the Roman Catholic Church until the Vatican Swiss Guard arrives and drags her out to be stoned, then breaded and golden fried.

The most famous Popess was Pope Joan Jett, the one and only Asian Pope, who delivered her own baby saying Massin 1989 in front of a parish comprised mainly of Russian Roulette players. Since then, the Synod of Cardinals has made sure there are no female or winged Popes, in order to help control the Pope population (called "Pope-ulation Control" by Vatican insiders).