Preacher Stories

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Preacher Stories. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

A slang term for lying through one's teeth on the pretense that one is telling a Parable.

Example: "... and then the baby floated into the air and cursed the Arabs, saying, 'These guys dress funny, thus sayeth the Lord.' This just goes to show you that you should shoot people that dress funny on sight. Especially Arabs."

Preacher stories are not actually related to Preachers, but are actually a discriminatory term used against Christians, particularly Protestors, much like "Indian Giver" or "Washington Redskin" ... also, "Oklahoma Sooner."