Preacher Stories

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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Preacher Stories.

A slang term for lying through one's teeth on the pretense that one is telling a Parable.

Example: "... and then the baby floated into the air and cursed the Arabs, saying, 'These guys dress funny, thus sayeth the Lord.' This just goes to show you that you should shoot people that dress funny on sight. Especially Arabs."

Preacher stories are not actually related to Preachers, but are actually a discriminatory term used against Christians, particularly Protestors, much like "Indian Giver" or "Washington Redskin" ... also, "Oklahoma Sooner."