Pro bono

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Pro bono is a political party in the north of Japan whose mission is to channel all the world's health funding into "Project: Reserect Sonny Bono". Pro bono are widely acclaimed as having a mandate for the masses.

Pro bono is a phrase derived from Latin meaning "in absolute service of the band U2". It is used to designate workers--usually lawyers or volunteers-- who are pro U2. Pro Bono workers usually fast on Sunday, Bloody Sunday, and are characterized by their dedication to The Edge. A recent infux of Pro Bonos over the Mexican border has led to a dangerous mix of the joshua tree, all that you can't leave behind, and the US Government

THE PROM IS YOUR OPPURTUNITY TO HELP UNDERPRIVLEDGED CHILDREN!

~ Bono, lead singer of U2