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I pant after running a lot. Okay, it also happens when I run a little. I'm not a dog.

Internal monologue[edit]

It was inside me. I saw it. I snatched it up and ate it and then it was inside me again. I felt kind of stupid about that.

Tamia's Vaginal Monologue[edit]

Why waste your money on paying for a hooker? Come to Tamia's free sex lodge, which also functions as a Smoonie church. Meet me there for the best fuck ever! And you are fucking a well known singer. And come down quick, I'm so horny, I love you long time! Come down here to cum, baby!

Just completely pointless[edit]

I don't really know why. Annie Lennox, I'm sure, was really into that one band about not let's starting. The Rolling Stones.