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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Prostitution.
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Prostitutes find me very attractive. At least, that's what Big Bird says, and he should know. That's right, Big Bird is a pimp. Isn't that hilarious? It's the opposite of what you'd expect!

Big Bird followed me home one day and I shot him, but I still don't see what he was doing in my pants. Those Wiccans are all about Big Bird. Why, just the other day, I spotted Big Bird fallowing a Wiccan home and he shot Big Bird dead!