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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

The standard Engrish alphabet, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm ( or EYUIOA for short ) is unique among alphabets because its letters are not in any particular order. People speaking the language arrange the letters randomly to form words and sentences, which often sound similar to English sentences. Some people speculate that this is because Engrish is a primitive form of English, but many philosophers today believe that Engrish and English developed side by side, but in different countries. According to them, Engrish developed in China and Japan while English developed in hell sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!! Interestingly enough, QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM is also the order of letters on a computer keyboard, possibly because they are all made in China.

QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM can be combined with Tony Blair to produce qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmtony blair, or with Toni Braxton to produce another great love song.

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"QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLZYCVBNM" also is often the language that Kyo from Dir en grey uses to write his lyrics.

This form of creative invention was first introduced in 1874 by an english major attending King's College. Instead of writing his thesis paper, Fredrick Hughes instead decided to part ways with the ordinary, creating in effect, a single typed page consisting of the the collection of letters, "QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLXYCVBNM". But, to Hughes dismay, he was promptly dismissed from the College.