# R

From Encyclopædia Dæmonica

**R** is the first letter of the pirate alphabet. R is properly pronouced as *arr*. Not to be confused with its evil twin Я. R is also an albino who freed the world from the rule of Jesus in 1860, which eventually led to the United States cival war.

## R in mathematics[edit]

R is also used to denote the commonly used *Italic text*redundancy principal*Italic text*. By inserting r into an equation, one will be able to simply deny that said equation really matters.

## Vitamin[edit]

Vitamin R is found in milk and prevents scurvy.

## Symbolism[edit]

® is the international symbol for denoting that a visual device or design is available for use by anyone who wants to make money from it. McDonald's 'M' is a prime example of this.