Rapid Baptists are Baptists famous for their very quick manner of speaking. The Holy Scripture has alleged reports that Rapid Baptists would recite the entire Bible in fourteen seconds. The Rapid Baptists would then flee, and the listener would be hit by a sonic boom.
Basically, Rapid Baptists are like jets.
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If you get bit by a rabid baptist, you will develop Hydrophobia.