Rum

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Red Rum[edit]

GOVERNMENT WARNING: According to the Surgeon General, the use of Liquor impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

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GOVERNMENT WARNING: According to the Surgeon General, the use of alcohol impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

A potent, yet delicious, alcoholic beverage that consists of roughly equal parts of rum and the crushed body parts of red zombies, as well as some additives for good measure.

When color was invented in 1869, by communists, it was a common practice for them to make this elixir found only from the aborigian mountains. the rum leads the crushed red zombie parts of the drink into a swirling mix. When done drinking the drink however this beverage acts as a hallucinogenic pacifier causing the drinker to scream and moan the words Red Rum. many survivors have been known to write "Red Rum" all over walls.

It is hard to tell what excatly the point of red rum is, however it certainly does make a nice replacement for blue rum.

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