Russia

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“In Soviet Russia, Tamia hates YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Tamia

God bless Russia, for it is as communist as communist apple pie. Communist pie approves.

Russia? Where? oh fuck. Anyways if we went to war with Russia now we'd be late for breakfast so lets not.

Vodka[edit]

It's a very powerful drink! I drunk it once and saw a new colour. Aw man, I was well meloned.

Voodka[edit]

A voodoo version of Vodka. I drank it once! It was one of the most fruity experiences of me life. LION! LION! Wood smelling zoo keeper lunch pack!

Oh Stalin! You are a one

Yeah, the Russians all in all are an okay kinda bunch, but with a few minor exceptions yes?

  • Lenin
  • Lenin
  • Lenin
  • Lemmings
  • Mr S the Flower Pot Purge
  • Pugey the the purge purge
  • My name is Purge
  • Purge the fnurd
  • 1930s purge PURGE O RAMMANA!
  • Starling!
  • The ?pedia Purgeness Monster
  • You

One more thing[edit]

I don't like you, I never did. I was just putting on a farce!

I like flies though!