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Fictitious country located in the middle South America made famous during the 1960's due to the invention of moosebricks. It never shows up on any maps. If you find it on a map, it's lying. World Superpower between the years 1962 - 1971. Rwanda lost all it's former glory after the great meese hunt of 1971 which rendered the meese and thereby Rwandas only great export product extinct.
Rwanda became independent in 1298 after a war that took a long time. Nobody was killed though. In 1301 some guy named Linkin Park became the president and started a World-War against the country of the Oempa-Loempas. This was not so nice and the president L. Park emigrated to Korea. The next president was Mr. Bean. He continued the World-War because the O.L.'s didn't want to buy beans of Rwanda. A year later, Allah revealed himself to Tamia Hill. Rwanda has become a great nation because of the export of cars.
George W. Bush - Owner of a bar in Gisenyi
iPod - There are at least three in Rwanda
Megatron - mythical founder of Rwanda. Also caused the Rwandan genocide when his decepticon army were challenged in a drinking contest by some Tutsi's and subsequently lost, in their drunken rage they killed about 500,000 Tutsi. Megatron got upset, and led the Tutsi into a magical fairy land, known as Tanzania.
Rwandarulz- Extremely famous youtuber who posts highly educational videos and rare footage of musicians. Videos include "Stinky Beavers" by Metallica and "Book of Mormon Stories" by Avenged Sevenfold.