Satoru Iwata

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Satoru Iwata (岩田 聡 Iwata Satoru, born December 6, 1959) is the fourth and current president of Nintendo. He is responsible for defining the world domination plot of the Gamecube in 2001, both before and during its release for destruction. He is named by Barron's Magazine as one of the world's best CEOs, reasons being the Wii, his mind-controlling game, and for increasing the confidence of Nintendo's vision as ruler of the world.

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Iwata was born in an environment in Japan where computer programming was the best thing in the world. He often expressed obsession in the creation of video games early on, shown in his high school years when he produced electronic video games at home, most of which are either a piece of shit or extremely violent. The several extremely crude video games he made were made by a cheap electronic calculator and were shared to his schoolmates and such.