|Official languages||Malayalam , Hindi, Urdu, Bengali, Yelling Allahuakbar|
|Unofficial languages||Shi'a voice|
|Capital||Couple of tents in the middle of the desert|
|Largest City||New Khabasha DC ( even though it only has 100 people in it, it's still the biggest )|
|President||Shiekh Olmert Alafghani|
|Crime Minister||Bin Laden|
|Major exports||Oil, Terrorism, Drunk students|
|Major imports||Bangladeshis, Westren bullshit|
|National Sport||twirling turbans, trading harem for camels, jihad, anal intercourse|
|National Hero ( es )||Osama Bin Laden, Al zarqawi, Mullah Omar, Pamela Anderson|
|National Anthem||"Fuck yo song, we're rich bitch!"|
|HDI ( 2007 )||>0.00 ( non-existent ) ( last )|
|Time zone||Stone Age - 200yrs )|
|Climate||( No winter )|
“I don't know what this Saudi Arabia is but if it looks like Iraq, Bomb it.”
Saudi Arabia (Arabic: المملكة العبرية الشيعية الإشتراكية العظمى, English: The Land of Camel Fuckers, Binary: 00100. American: ( NOP ) The National Oil Preserve, Hebrew: H01Y SH1T, Kazakh: Anoos ) Is the only democratic state in the Middle East ( formerly South America ), which is run by a bunch of infidels.
Saudi Arabia is the main exporter of oil in the entire world, despite its no known natural resources. It is also the world's biggest producer of turbans due to twirling as a national sport. It's also the world's third largest producer of Arabs behind Egypt and England. In additon, the country is the largest producer and exporter of fatwa of infidelity, making everyone else infidelized , including themselves.
Women in Saudi Arabia have the unusual power to make men do what ever women want. They have the power of voodoo in their eyes; just one look can turn a man into a permanent love slave. Thus, women in Saudi Arabia keep their terrifying voodoo eyes veiled at all times lest their power overwhelm the poor helpless men. Women here make men do all of the most menial and boring tasks such as driving, standing in line at ggovernment offices, working, traveling outside the Kingdom, and playing sports. The country is also unique in that its people aren't born through sexual reproduction, which was banned in 1955, but are produced in and imported from nearby Bahrain, using Russian, Thai and Lebanese prostitutes. Anal sex is practised openly in public. In 2000, it has been granted the national sport prestige.
In order to understand the saudi culture it's been suggested to interview a young saudi citizen:
Interviewer: your name?
Interviewer: gosh, isn't that hostile?
Saudi: horse style, dog style, any style!
Interviewer: oh, dear!
Saudi: nah, no deer, they run too fast!
- Sultan XXXI ( 1925 )
- Sultan XXXII ( 1925 - 1957 )
- The Sultan Of Swing ( 1957 - 1967 )
- Gaylord Facker ( 1967 - 1982 )
- The Lord of the Blings ( 1982 - 2005 )
- Colonel Sanders, XXL ( 2005 - present )
- CIA: Cockain Inhalation Association.
- NASA: National Anal Sex Association.
- FAG: Fuckin Association of Gays
- FBI: Fuckers & Bitches Interrelation.
- KFC: Kid Fuckers Confederation.
- FHA ( US: Federal Housing Administration ): Federal Homosexuality Administration.