Sausage

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Sausage.
A huge sausage found on the planet Tatooine



In Soviet Russia, sausage links YOU!!!

~ Russian Reversal on on Sausage

The sausage is on your nose! The sausage is on your nose!

"Sausage"

Yeah, on your nose! You have a sausage nose!

"Sausage"

Oh, that game! Where I ask questions and the only thing you can say is sausage?

"Sausage"

You're on!

"Sausage"

What's your favorite animal?

"Sausage"

What does Bob's penis look like?

"Sausage"

Do you like cranberry sauce?

"Sausage"

Cranberry sausage?

"Sausage"

How many Illogicopedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"Sausage"

ON YOUR NOSE!!!

"Sausage"

What is your computer made of?

"Sausage"

What is your house made of?

"Sausage"

What is the world made of?

"Sausage"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could pluck wood?

"Sausage"

What isn't sausage?

"Sausage"

Ha, got you!

"Sausage"

What is the measure of sauce?

"Sausage"

-cough cough- So, when did you begin to notice your behavioral changes?

"Sausage"

Idiots say sausage!

"Sausage"

...Oops.

"Sausage"

That is your 21st time.

"Sausage"

What's Jesus spelt backwards?

"Susej"

This article needs more questions. Please add more questions, the more ridiculous the better. And the answer is sausage.