The Scanian Language is a made-up dialect that has caught on enough that at least four million people all over the word claim it to be their official religion. Originally created by Mark Hamill, evil secretary of Ingvar Kamprad, sometime after the War of the Worlds, most citizens of southern Sweden decided to adopt the language as their new main tounge.
The people who worship the Scanian Language (aptly named Scanianians) do so due to complete or close to complete lack of intelligence, common sense and sex lives. Mass usually involves the killing of a small African language, but has been known to remove parts of the Scanianians bodies. This is, however, widely debated.