Schoolgirl

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Schoolgirls, responsible for roughly one third of the nation's GDP, are a staple crop on three of Japan's four main islands: Honshu, Kyushu, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Hokkaido relies mainly on beer and cows.

School girls are a versatile crop and grow during all seasons, though they are most commonly harvested in spring. They become ripe when their panties turn from white to Victoria's Secret. Consumption of green schoolgirls is strictly controlled by the Japanese Government as they are considered an addictive substance comparable to cocaine. However, during the early years of harvest, School girls are vulnerable from tentacle rape attacks as well as other otaku infestations. Only recently, has the government discovered the power of Ero games, to distract these deviants during the harvest season.