Scotland

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Scotland.


Scootland or "That place where there are like people that are, like, Scottish" as the Imericans say, is a Scotlike place where the Scots roam about and generally present a public nuisance. Contrary to popular belief, Scotland is not real. It's a place you go to in your head when you want to see how you're so much better off than others.

The Scots like their sporrans and their kilts. I know this might be considered a stereotype but the King of Scotland announced it isn't. The culture in Scotland is underdeveloped and unsophisticated - all they do is lift logs and drop them in a local swimming pool. The kids scream and run out. Most of them are dead.