Seagull

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A seagull eyes up his next victim.

Mine!

~ Seagulls on nothing in particular


SEAGULLS AND COMMUNISM[edit]

SEAGULLS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!

THEY ARE ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS!!!!!!!!!

THEY HAVE A SEAGULL ARMY!!!!!!!

RUN HUMANS RUN!!!!!

THEY HAVE UNITED UNDER A DICTATOR!!!!!

AND WILL RULE WITH AN IRON FIST!!!!

KILLING ALL HUMANS!!!!


AGHH!!!!!!!! Seagulls ( also known as Flying Nazis, Feathered Satans, or Cunts with wings ), contrary to popular belief, were secretly invented 75 years ago by the government to be the "next big thing" in rubbish disposal.

Unfortunately the Seagu1.1 unit became self aware and escaped from the compound where it was being held. Since its escape it has malfunctioned and instead of disposing of rubbish, it rips the hell out bin bags in my back garden scattering rubbish everywhere before pissing off back to the top of the American Express building.

The Seagu1.1 unit doesn't breed, but in fact bullies other birds into donning silly beaks and painting themselves white.

To Seagull[edit]

In the year 2004 and 05 "Happy Slapping" become popular amongst Chavs and Pikeys, this was the practise of beating people up and filming it on a mobile phone for bragging rights later, this has now been replaced by "Sea gulling" in 2006.

"Sea gulling" refers to male students at secondary and high school masturbating into their hands at breaks between classes, they then slap their hands against the foreheads of rival students screaming "Sea gulled" - the student who can make the largest deposit on a fellow students forehead is the alpha male of the group into such time that he himself is "Sea gulled" with a larger deposit. During this ritual the female students in the playground make a high pitch squealing sound which can be heard from many meters away which is not dissimilar to the mating call of the American Whiteback gull.

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