From Encyclopædia Dæmonica
Sex Appeal: A form of desperate pleading caused by lack of sex
- "C'mon baby, just let me put the tip in"
- "I love you"
- "Everybody's doing it"
- "Sure, I love Sleepless In Seattle!"
- "I need you"
- "If I don't get some, I'll get SEHS!"
- "I'm a mayfly and I only have 24 hours in which to mate before dying"
- "I'm a doctor"
- "The CIA is after my penis, and I need somewhere to hide it."