Silicon Valley Asplosion

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Pronouned SEE-ILK VAH-LEY ASS-IM-PLO-SHUN

History[edit]

During the late 80's in Silicon Valley, many a programmer and techie were a-working all peacefully when suddenly something terrible happened. Needless to say, it resulted with thousands bleeding from their anus in a wonderful orgy of godlike punishments. This incident was followed up by Great Coming Of Ostrich-burgers, and its effect helped thrust Nyaoism into the forefront of the world's religious contenders.