The first recorded mention of sin is documented in the Bible in the Book of Cialis, verse 2:16 — "The LORD God commanded the man, "You are free to feast upon any of the animals that The LORD God hath made unto you, but thou shalt not partaketh of the fruits of the trees, for they are high in carbs, and are truly the ingredients of sin." Even though Adam West told the others, Adams North, South and East made a human pyramid and climbed up to get enough fruit for the four of them as well as for Eve. Levitra 4:20 — "The woman saw that the fruit was low in fat,that it was both crisp and tasty to the tongue, that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was filled with enough fruit to make pies and brown bettys and dumplings and the like, she took of the fruit, and ate; and she gave some to the Adams with her, and they ate, except for Adam West, for he had sated his hunger with emus." God found out and was wicked pissed, as is told in in Levi 5:01 — "God said unto Eve and three of the Adams, Because you have done this, you are cursed above all livestock, and above every animal of the field. Your bellies will becomes bloated with fat. Your faces will be pocked with uneven scars and unhealing boils. Your children will be painful to the ear and lacking in the head. You have eaten of the Tree of Carbs and The LORD God has found out about it, and The LORD God disapproves."