Sony

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Sony.
This, of course, is Uncyclopedia headquarters in Wikia City, California. But Sony rents space in the boiler room, next to UnNews, and has a tent on the roof.

Sony is a gigantic Japanese conglomerate, one of the shadowy, family-based megacorporations that the Japanese call gin-su and the Americans call "Racketeer Influenced Corrupt Organization (RICO)." Its subsidiaries dominate the following industries:

  • Consumer electronics
  • Movies, through Columbia Pictures
  • Computer viruses, through its BMG music label.

It also has its tentacles into animation, and tentacle-animation.

Sony is best known for a line of livestock-management devices, the PayStation I, II, and III, and for personal entertainment devices based on the same technology: the GameBox I, II, and IV. Sony has branched out to fill many other technology niches, including automatic pet feeders and nose hair trimmers.