Soviet Moose

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Soviet Moose is a state in the United States and was part of Alaska before the Nike Revolution of 2006.

The Name[edit]

There were many names proposed during the days before the state's creation. The finalists were:

  • Soviet Moose
  • New F***youa
  • 47
  • Hostess Ding-Dong

In the end, "Soviet Moose" was choosen to reflect the abundant, wild moose population (Moose-Human ratio= 5:1) as well as the formerly abundant Communist population, which was nearly hunted to extinction during the 1800's.