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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Sport.
A higher sport.


Going back thousands of years through the anals of time ( LOL ), man's penchant for sport ( pronounced spurt ) is limitless and bounding. Competition has both raised the blood to passionate fervency and reconfirmed the eternal greatness of mankind throughout the centuries. Among the first sports was rungold, which consisted of one man standing at the top of a hill next to a huge boulder, and another man one hundred paces down. The first man would push the massive rock down the hill, and the object was that the second man had to "return it."

The official logo of the NBA.

Another early sport was Sokur, an archaic game in which players would kick a round object with their feet with the object being to get the ball into either of two makeshift structures called "nets" ( usually made out of tungsten weed, or spiderwebs ). This game quickly fell out of favor when it was discovered that the object could be picked up with the hands, eventually leading to modern-day Rugby.

Modern sports include Real Football, Curling, Snooking, Sockey, Kitten Hurling, Sailing and Monkey Waxing. Every 5 years, the Olympiad is played in these and three other grand sports. It is an international competition open to all nations, which originated with the Geeks, an ancient civilization of people with thick glasses and a penchant for VRML tags. People have been throwin' the pigskin, hurlin stones, and waxin monkeys for decades with no stop in sight. This event is ultra-telecast on multilive video feeds on a number of stations worldwide. The soft drink revenues from the event are in the billions, but hey you don't need to know that, you're too busy watchin koko get a clean wax job.

Sports and Masculinity[edit]

You don't like sports? What are you, some kind of fag? I bet you are, cum-guzzling homo.

I love sports!

Sport may be described as, fair, difficult, exciting, perhaps dangerous pursuit of a wild animal, ball, piece of rubber, ect. Who has the odds in its favour, whose courage, strength, speed or cunning is more or less a match for, or superior to our own.


the hardest sport to play is prashbi wrestling the aim is not to get laid on by the prashbi you have to push it out of the ring this usaly takes 10,000,000 to 50,000,000,000 trys to do it,the world record for push a prashbi out is only 67,594 go's!!!!! but later died of heart attack because it saw its ugly butt!!!.

Strangely though wrestlers enjoy their sport because it gives them an oppurtunity to hug a sweaty hot guy.

Popular real sports[edit]

  • Rugby
  • Baseball
  • Ball
  • Sex
  • War

Popular pansy, sissy-boy sports[edit]

  • Basketball
  • Soccer