St. Dildo

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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about St. Dildo. It really wouldn't help those so-called-experts by writing one either.

St. Dildo was recently acquitted from the charge of molesting one of Michael Jackson's adolescent boyfriends. He was just another grungy, middle-aged, fat-bastard who decided to take up Sainthood as a means to pass time (and have some fun with the nuns, who he thinks are virgins [hee hee hee]).

Sadly though, the Dildo went to Hell, because of the crimes he commited.


Mystery surrounds the fact of him being a bisexual. Person solving this mystery would have a chance to contest the next Presidential Election in Uganda.