St. Dildo

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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about St. Dildo.

St. Dildo was recently acquitted from the charge of molesting one of Michael Jackson's adolescent boyfriends. He was just another grungy, middle-aged, fat-bastard who decided to take up Sainthood as a means to pass time (and have some fun with the nuns, who he thinks are virgins [hee hee hee]).

Sadly though, the Dildo went to Hell, because of the crimes he commited.


Mystery surrounds the fact of him being a bisexual. Person solving this mystery would have a chance to contest the next Presidential Election in Uganda.