Steven Seagull

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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Steven Seagull. It really wouldn't help those so-called-experts by writing one either.

Steven Seagull, real name Steven Seagull is a crap actor, so named for his habit so like his avian namesake of leaving a trail of shit films behind him. His acting is so poor as to be considered dangerous, and you should not approach him unless armed with the script for Developers!: The Movie. He will attend the address llisted on the screenplay for an audition, whhich will consist of Steve Ballmer fucking killing him. In the meantime, if you see this man, you may need to huff kittens to get over the whole experience.