What's that? you don't agree with my official policies? You're trying to undermine
The Sudanese take comfort in the knowledge that the world is quite young, and will soon be dissolved by fire as God sneaks up like an arsonist. That'll show the world bank eh! Try and collect that loan now Kofie!
Apparently Sudan is known for its beautiful ancient cities and pyramids.
Sudan takes its name from the Arabic "Al-Sudan" which means the land of the black people. Sudan as a modern nation was discovered by Bob Marley when he went wandering during a stoned night in Jamaica. This constituted to years under totalitarian control by a Rastafarian regime. Which forced the native inhabitants to smoke weed, surprisingly, no dissent was raised.
The Blahk people of southern Sudan rank among the tallest humans on Earth known not only for their height but their keen sense of smell. They have very good teeth. The Dinka people drink the blood of their cattle, give the cattle the blood of goats to drink, water the goats on the blood of their mongrel dogs, and bleed themselves in order to provide fluid for their dogs. The N'dogo people grow gourds, millet, and tsetse flies. They trade dried tsetse flies to the Bedouin who ceaselessly roam the sands of the Sahara. The Bedouin in turn massacre the N'Dogo, thus benefiting all concerned.
There are four seasons in sudan, The very hot season, The ultra hot season, The hot and sometimes rainy season and the hot season. Some climate experts claim that an increase in the population of Sudan would help to combat global warming, as the dark complexion of the natives allows for more absorption of energy coming from the sun. This would lower the ammount of heat energy in the rest of the world and stabilize the climate.
Sudan has the usual African grab-bag of animals, but the really outstanding wildlife is found in a little nightclub in Khartoum. Whew doggies! I guess you don't know wildlife until it bites you in the face and comes around and castrates you.
its ruled by two rabbits. The first rabbit ate some carrots that truned out to be mushrooms and was very pissed so he threw his printer at the second rabbit who happened to be gay .......... ther is no government
Its mostly just filled with tall black people and oil... But the American oil industries don't need any oil from Sudan. We've got plenty of cheap oil here!!!