Switzerland

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Switzerland.
The Swiss Flag
The Flag of the grey areas of Switzerland

In the beginning of time, Switzerland was a small moon orbiting the Earth, populated entirely by cows, sheep and shepherd dogs; it is now thought to be where those creatures came from in the first place.

Location of Switzerland, according to CNN. Due to continental drift, the country now lies south of Germany.

After being sent down to Earth, having fallen behind on sky-high rent, Switzerland came to be located south of Germany, bordering France, Italy, Austria and Liechtenstein. Switzerland annexed Czechia in 1990 because the country got too cramped and stuff is cheaper in eastern Europe, although today most Swiss are known to have billions of dollars in the bank. But still, you can't beat a jar of RøøľЖmööps for 2.34 Alps.

The Swiss purport to speak French, German, Italian, Latin and Money, although the Germans, Italians and French all point out they can't speak any of those properly (except for Money). Some claim to speak Romansh too, but they are widely believed to be drunk or stoned. They also run a minor ice hockey league, which imports mostly Canadian talent to do its evil bidding (such as being a kingmaker of Sweden by dethroning the rightful heirs to the hockey throne).