The Swizzler is a strange creature that lives a normal life, mimicing a human, and is impossible to tell the difference, execpt for their clever quotes like this from the only documented Swizzler, Swizzler121:
"I don't know half the people I know."
It is your job as a citizen of earth to protect the world from this threat, I mean look at that evil, "I don't know half the people I know." if Swizzler121 came up with that, who knows what Swizzler1 could come up with, or even Swizzler2!!