Tablet

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Tablet.

Tablets, or Viagra cookies are manufactured by Nestlé and sold under their Willy Wonka Candy Company brand.

Double Everyone's Pleasure with Chewable Fun!

There is some debate in lay circles as to whether a tablet is an aphrodisiac. This compound, however, does quickly appear to make most men 'pecker up' if ya know what I mean. Hard yet chewable, they come packaged in tubes or boxes for females and have a variety of "fruit" flavors such as:

  • Big Man Banana
  • Hot Red Cinnamon
  • Loving Orangina
  • Green Love Machine
  • Packing Purple Punch
  • Sweet Mango Passion
  • Lemon Twilight
  • Blueberry Baboon
  • French Vanilla Tickler
  • Classic French

According to the 1881 Household Cyclopedia, Tablet pudding can be made in the following way.

Take

  • ¼ pack of tablets, boil and mash them well;
  • then add ½ pound flour,
  • ½ pound meat,
  • ½ pound nuts,
  • ½ pound suet chopped fine,
  • ½ cup of salt,
  • 2 tablespoonful of cinnamon,
  • 1 teaspoonful of allspice.

Boil four hours, and serve hot with sauce flavored with Madeira wine.