Taco Bell

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Taco Bell.

Taco Hell is the cultural and political center of the City of Los Angeles. Known for tasty chalupas and their famous Chihuahua burritos, their employees make up nearly 12/18ths of the population of Mexifornia. In 2004, they reported profits north of 276 million dollars. However, most of these profits were spent on candy, against the advice of Taco Bell's mom, who had wanted him to start a savings account.