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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Terrorism.

War on Terror[edit]

The War on Terror is the 2001 initiative by President George Dubya Bush to defeat Muslim extremists across the globe. Bush outlined the War as "A way to spend taxpayer money to defeat some radicals". Not to mention, free ice cream. Bush said that the war would not be over, until the Muslims were killed. So, he did so. In a 2001 Afghanistan bombing, Bush blew up the land since Al-Qaeda operative Big Bird blew up the World Trade Center. In 2003, Iraq was added to the blowing up thing due to the fact that Asadam Ahussen (not his real name) had WMD (Watermelons Melting Dumbbells). In 2006, Dubya decided to declare war on Iran against the will of Congress, so no American would know about it. In 2008, Dubya declared war on Awesomeland because he knew he was going to be ousted next year. Upon taking office in 2009, Lord Barry Saddam Hussein Obama Osama bin Laden Taco Salad Cheese Fat-face Lenin ended the war so he could spend American money on something more important, like cheese puffs.