The Culinary Ants

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Rockband Extraordinaire[edit]

Genre: Progressive rock

Members:

  • Nigel Tufnel (formerly Spinal Tap) - Loud Guitar
  • Max Crugen - Bass
  • Mary Perrywinkle (formerly Cannibal Corpse) - Drums/Chainsaw
  • Michael Crawford (formerly Micky & the Weapons of mass distraction) - Vocals
  • Guest

Discography:

  • Green Ant Eyewash
  • Mr. Spockie's magical bicycle - featuring the smash hit "Jane, stop this crazy thing"
  • The White Album

The most well-known of the culinary ants inhabits Indian take-aways and is popularly called the Korma Ant.