The Vatican't

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The Vatican't is a small religious autocracy, possibly a theocracy, that is surrounded by another city. I mean, surely if a nation is to exist in its own right, it should not be completely surrounded by another city??!! But then, what would I know?

You can't mess with the Pope

As the name implies, there is a lot you can't do in Vatican't. There is a brief, thorough, incomplete list somewhere close. Possibly below this text.


Even the Pope can't shit in the woods


  • currency is the dollaren't
  • has the lowest rate of sex during marriage in the world
  • has more rules per square metre than was previously thought possible

How to break the rules[edit]

You would think that you can't. But you can. After all, there is no meta-rule saying that the rules must be obeyed, therefore the rules can be broken only if you have a degree in Smartarseology.

Notable Features[edit]

These clergy are singing a can'ticle
  • Chastity belt factories - feel the fun! ( Note: fun and feeling are forbidden, hence the chastity belts )
  • University of Vatican't - can't get in. Even if you could ( but you can't ) you can't pass any of the courses. Offering degrees in crimethink analysis, sociology, true biology ( free from the evil taint of evolutionary teachings ), and smartarseology
  • Ye Olde Museume - full of boring paintings and sculptures of chastity belts. The best artwork is in the basement. You can't go in the basement
  • Brothels - there's one on every corner, and, amazingly, you ARE allowed to enter! But you can't get it up.

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