The West Wing

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Many birds migrate in north-south directions due to the precession of the equinoxes. This means that during a migration they have one east wing and one west wing. Of course, the west wing would become the east wing if they simply turned around when the season changed ("precessed"), and this would be confusing.

That is why birds fly upside-down going south, and rightside-up going north. By this strategem they keep the same wing to the west at all times.

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